Hopeless romantic

HAI.

Hopeless romantic. Yes. I am a hopeless romantic. The only thing I want right now is to cuddle and hug someone until I fall asleep or maybe just roll in the grass and talk about life. But I'm a hopeless romantic.

Yes, I get that life isn't a bed of roses and love doesn't come and GI easily.

Unless you're a slut than that's a different story.

Anywhore, you know how an adolescent teenage girl like me is now looking for a love life that's exactly as in the thick love novels like tfios or looking for alaska and all that shits.

It just ain't possible.

No matter how "perfect" your boyfriend is, he won't be coming to your house with a white horse riding to the sunset, he's going to come with ugly trousers and a fucking flower, and that's adorable if you ask me.

I'd rather have flowers on my head than diamonds around my neck.

That's it, I'm not in the mood to type more.

Sayonara amigos.

Convent girls

Listen to our moto guiding us as we go, simple in our virtue steadfast in our work, let the kindly counsels take it to your heart, simple in virtue loyal and true live god with all your heart.

For those of you who are girls and fabulous, you may know this song. Well, maybe its not the same in every convent school there is but tada you guessed it, its a convent school song.

What I wanted d to share today is the characteristics of most convent girls.

First of all, drama.

Don't tell me your school don't have them because every school does. Especially girls' schools.

Imagine being stuck in a school of 1000+ girls which half of them are in their PMS at the same time.

HAHA ITS NOT SOMETHING TO JOKE ABOUT AYEEEEE.

Yes, there will be dramas here, but not as many as you expected. Just a lot of fangirling and screaming around, nothing weird at all.

And you may also think that being on a girls' school, we will act like thus most of the time:

Expectations: "Hey babe, oh my god I love your nails are they polished and omg are you wearing extent ions to school, you are such a bitch! Love you baby kisses kisses."

You're terribly wrong. I, as a convent student will tell you what we tell most of the time.

Reality: "Hoi, come here you little shit. You didn't finish your homework ah? Walao, I wanted to copy you know. Why you bojio me go JJ with that bitch lah? You want me to smack your ass is it?"

Something like that.

And as a school with no boys, we grow carrying heavy weight. Who is going to carry all the chairs upstairs to the third floor? We do. Who is going to help the teacher arrange the tables for events? We do.

I would love to tell you guys more but as an Asian student studying in Convent, I must study my ass off for exams.

Sayounara amigos.

The Fault In Our Stars

This book though.
THIS EFFIN BOOK THOUGH.
THIS MOTHEREFFIN BOOK THOUGH.

A love story like this, would be perfect. This is the ideal romance that girls would want. Not to buy us an effin ferari no. Its to shower us with loads of love.

As you can see, my blog is too lovable and heartsy its just like the book. I'm into this book more than I'm into myself. Things you can learn from this book are splendid.

For example, you can see that if you treat a girl like a princess, she will treat you back like a porn star. Trust me, this is true. They both have Cancer in this book. The hero knows that he's going to die soon. But did they stop from making love and fucking each other? No they didn't.

Besides, the free things in life are the best.

Let me suggest books for you guys to read, a teen love book to be exact. So this book can teach all you dumbass hopeles romantice out there how to get some pussays and cocks ((no i'm just kidding)) but continue reading;

-The Fault In our Stars by John Green

This book tells you about a girl named Hazel Grace who met a guy (with an unlit cigaratte) at this support group. I would tell you further but no spoilers. Oh yes, and if you are planning to watch this movie pls read the book first and be prepared also pls bring 82951 boxes of tissues.

-Looking for Alaska by John Green

Also one of his books, which also broke my heart. The thing to this book is that it tells a true story about boarding schools. Its a must read.

-Scrambled Eggs at Midnight by Barkley and Hepler

No hate but I must say the beginning of this book was kind of slow but when you get to the romantic part, I just. Your heart will bloom into 101 roses. Its beautiful.

-The Boy On Cinnamon Street by (( I forgot who lol ))

This book is waaay to cheesy haha. If you are more to the adult romantic don't read this book. This is like a book for teenagers like me. Not for ya'll who reads 50 shades of grey.

-Warm Bodies by Isaac Marion

Maybe some of you know this book as a movie. But this book is amazingly cute although kind of disgusting because you know, zombies, brains, blood, idk. But it's cute. I recommend you to read this.

Well that's all I got for now.

Sayounara amigos.